1. EVERYBODY uses him.
Does anyone know that there are other
characters in the Street Fighter games? Seriously, Ryu is not the
best fucking character in the game; spoiler. I can't remember how
many times I have played online and I fought against multiple Ryus IN
A ROW. Newsflash people: you are all NOT Daigo Umehara, ok? If you
play online, all you are going to do is learn how to fight Ryus;
that's it. Do you know how fucking boring that is? To fight against
the same character over and over? Makes you want to throw the game
out the window. What is the fascination with Ryu? He's just some
douche bag that wants to wander the world and get strong. He has NO
personality as a character and you know what, if you are good with
Ryu and only Ryu, it doesn't mean SHIT. You don't know how to play
the game if Ryu is the only character you can use. You are a FREE
mother fucker and so is Ryu. Wait, I know why people use him. Number
2!
2. He's too easy to play as and Capcom
made it that way.
Ryu = easiest fucking character in the
Street Fighter games. He has the easiet move set(just because Guile
has two special moves doesn't count him as the easiet!), the easiest
anti-air(strong Shoryuken denies all), too many ways to combo into
Ultra 1, simple crossovers, crouching forward is one of the best
pokes in the game, and the fucking Hadokens; everything he does
requires NO WORK. Look fighting game fans, Ryu is a character for
BEGINNERS. He is a character you use to get used to the game before
you branch out into a real character. THAT'S THE WAY A FIGHTING GAME
IS SUPPOSED TO WORK. The intro character is not supposed to be made
Top Tier, but Capcom is a Ryu dick rider and he has too be one of the
best. Seriously, Ryu is so easy to play as that I REFUSE to learn him
100% and I PURPOSELY use him in a completely different and wrong way
than the way everyone else does. Once again, if you can only be good
with Ryu and you are not Daigo, THEN YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE
GAME.
3. Spammers.
This one doesn't really bother me too
much considering that I know how to counter and work through the Ryu
Hadoken spamming and pretty much any fireball game, but unless you
are a noob to the game, then please, LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE CHARACTER
CORRECTLY. I mean, if you have been playing Street Fighter for years
and your strategy is to pick Ryu and abuse down to forward punch and
that's it, then give your game to someone else because you are a
PANTY WASTE. He's the EASIEST character in the game and all you got
is a wall of Hadokens and that's it?! Are you fucking KIDDING ME?! I
mean, if you want to keep getting beat and you love to lose, then
keep doing it. It's called spacing, you asshole spammers you; FUCKING
SPACING. You use the Hadoken to put your opponent where you want them
or to manipulate their actions to your advantage. Countless times I
have gotten in on online Ryus and I'm standing right next to them,
and what do they do? DAMN HADOKEN! Bro, I'm right next to you, HIT
ANOTHER BUTTON OR SOMETHING. How many times has someone Focused
through your Hadoken and punished you? Learn and adapt you
cocksuckers.
4. He's the face of the franchise.
Why is Ryu all of a sudden the face of
Capcom? Why does he have to pop up in Capcom games, like Asura's
Wrath? Oh now I remember, because Keiji Inafune left Capcom in 2010
thus booting Mega Man, a great known and fan favorite character since
the NES days, out of the way and pretty much saying that their
company depends of the chump, Ryu. I hate this only because I hate
Ryu. Now I have to see Ryu in every fucking Capcom game, or some sort
of mention, or hint or WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I still don't think Ryu is
identifiable as Mega Man; he's popular, but I bet anyone can point
out Mega Man over Ryu. This just makes me salty. The most free
character gets all the way to the top. Hmm, and Capcom put him there.
And Capcom makes him too good in Street Fighter...So what the SHIT?!
Is Ryu just PERMA-TOP TIER?!?!? FUCK YOU, CAPCOM!
5. Ken will always be better.
No that's it. Ken will always be
better. Deal with it.
I await everyone's salt. Oh, and
P.S.
Hold that shit, Scorpius Jones.
